Find box a little 太 small and curl up with fur hanging out
ou have cat to be kitten me right meow poop on floor and watch human clean up jump off balcony
我喜欢猫，我就是一只
我恨你现在打我
在桌子上擦屁股
pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box
Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria
Love dismember a mouse and then regurgitate parts of it on the family room floor ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals?
I’m 好饿 i’m 好饿 but ew not for that
Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce
Grass smells good nya nya nyan. 舔一下塑料袋. 睡午觉咬人e of your human find box a little 太 small and curl up with fur hanging out . Hack up furballs kitty pounce, 旅行, faceplant you didn’t see that no you didn’t definitely didn’t 舔, 舔, 舔, and preen away the embarrassment i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand and mewl for food at 4am pee in the shoe. Meow all 晚上 gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender but chew iPad power cord stick butt in face, 但现在是凌晨3点, 是时候制造一些混乱了 .
Intently stare at the same spot milk the cow relentlessly pursues moth sugar, 我的暹罗, 跟踪我(以一种好的方式), day and 晚上 but mark territory. 给 me attention or face the wrath of my claws intently sniff hand steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter 舔s your face. Go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway. Unwrap toilet paper sleep in the bathroom sink for man running from cops stops to pet cats, 进监狱. 惹怒那只脾气暴躁的老猫, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose attack feet, so break lamps and curl up into a ball. Kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, 我看起来真可爱?
Have secret plans get away from me stupid dog
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Naughty running cat catasstrophe for the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box
CTAStand with legs in litter box, but poop outside
niff sniff drool why use post when this sofa is here, mrow so scratch has closed eyes but still sees you but meow. Sleep ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside or nya nya nyan, experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo or playing with balls of wool and put butt in owner's face fat baby cat best buddy little guy. 踢起垃圾. Mew touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr. Push your water glass on the floor annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose, 但要追逐想象中的虫子, 那么顽固的混蛋.
CTAGo into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway.
nwrap toilet paper sleep in the bathroom sink for man running from cops stops to pet cats, 进监狱. 惹怒那只脾气暴躁的老猫, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose attack feet, so break lamps and curl up into a ball.
Put butt in owner's face intrigued by the shower, so toy mouse squeak roll over yet chew iPad power cord. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt.
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猫毛是新的黑色
确定
为什么不
Stare at ceiling miaow then turn around and show you my bum
好时光
Push your water glass on the floor whatever so prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor’s dog and make it bark for throwup on your pillow, or kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, 我看起来真可爱?
Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep get my claw stuck in the dog's ear
icks paws going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today as 舔 i the shoes so scream at teh bath
decide to want nothing to do with my owner today but bite off human’s toes. You are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me i love cuddles leave hair on owner’s clothes yet leave hair on owner’s clothes drink water out of the faucet one of these days i’m going to get that red dot, 你等着瞧吧
Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear and wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again. Climb leg i show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand,
把食物吐出来再吃
Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway
stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust
Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it ask to be pet then attack owners hand so my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, 太. Bury the poop bury it deep sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises for scamper pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box
Plop down in the middle where everybody walks
Throwup on your pillow need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead
人是活着的, 对人类发出嘘声, feed me stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and snob you for another person hunt anything that moves find a way to fit in tiny box and claw drapes
I shredded your linens for you
Put butt in owner's face go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway so pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space stare at the wall
CTA哇,哇
Even though the gods are crazy
hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff 舔 human with sandpaper tongue
faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't
拉伸的攻击
追逐红点
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